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Have Fun with Our Favourite Dog Jokes and Puns

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Are you in the mood for some pawesome dog fun? We put together a list of hilarious dog jokes and puns about our favourite furry friends. They’re not only fun, but also easy to remember and easy to tell.

One thing we can all agree on is that our dogs are fun to be around. They somehow know how to make us laugh with their hilarious reactions and never fail to put a smile on our faces with their silly antics. It’s no surprise that many owners suspect their pup must have a ‘funny bone’ to be able to pull all this off. So, to match the playful spirit of our canine friends, we put together a list of dog-approved zingers.

If you love dogs and don’t mind silly play on words, we’ve got the dog jokes and dog puns that will brighten up your day.


Top 20 dog jokes to make you laugh

  1. What do dogs do after they finish obedience school?

    They get their masters.
  2. What kind of dog chases anything red?

    A bulldog.
  3. Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

    He was trying to make both ends meet.
  4. What do you call a dog magician?

    A labracadabrador.
  5. Why are dogs such bad dancers?

    They have two left feet.
  6. Why can’t dogs work the TV remote?

    Because they always hit the paws button.
  7. What do you call a dog with a surround system?

    A sub-woofer.
  8. What happened when the dog went to the flea market?

    He stole the show.
  9. What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

    Rough! Rough!
  10. What’s a dog’s favourite pizza topping?

  11. What does my dog and my phone have in common?

    They both have collar I.D.
  12. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

    You can step in a poodle.
  13. How did the little Scottie dog react when he met the Loch Ness Monster?

    He was Terrier-fied!
  14. What type of markets do dogs avoid?

    Flea markets!
  15. What type of zoo has only one dog?

    A Shih Tzu.
  16. What did the Dalmatian say after his meal?

    That hit the spot!
  17. What is called when a cat wins a dog show?

    A cat-has-trophy.
  18. What do you get of you cross a dog with a film studio?

  19. What do you call a dog in the winter?

    A chili dog!
  20. What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator?

    A best friend you can count on!


Top 10 hilarious dog puns

  1. It drives me mutts!

  2. Let me paw you a drink.

  3. The dog is my best fur-end.

  4. Don’t forget to stay paws-itive.

  5. Are you having a ruff day?

  6. Pug-get about it!

  7. I’ll collie you later.

  8. Thanks fur everything.

  9. This place looks fur-miliar.

  10. You have to be more paw-lite.

If you enjoyed our fun dog puns and jokes, why not check out our favourite cat jokes too? If you’re looking for more dog fun, read our top amazing dog facts and discover some of the less-known stories about our favourite companions.